'Flooding my red fancy pants to cheer you up when you don't want to get up for work'

Oh man why are you still lying in bed? I am here to pick you up!

You can't stay home because you feel a little tired. No you can't call in sick because you don't feel like going to work.

Tell me, why are you sad?

So if I cheer you up.. will you come to work with me? Pleeeasse?

Well, let me give it a try anyway.

Maybe this can cheer you up.. ohhhh *moans and wets her fancy pants*