Oh man why are you still lying in bed? I am here to pick you up!
You can't stay home because you feel a little tired. No you can't call in sick because you don't feel like going to work.
Tell me, why are you sad?
So if I cheer you up.. will you come to work with me? Pleeeasse?
Well, let me give it a try anyway.
Maybe this can cheer you up.. ohhhh *moans and wets her fancy pants*