It sounds rhythmic when I say "oh I really need to take a pee" but the rest is just a thick gush of chaos heat shooting against the wooden wall. And I am standing like you guys!
The wood soaks up the piss and a heavy splashing causes my panty, boots and pants to get wet.
We look at the stains and I think I can continue to walk outside like that. I hope no one notices. I can still feel the pee running down my legs and into my shoes inside my pants.